POWER RANGERS

When I was a child, right up until I was a sophomore in high school, I desperately wanted to be a power ranger. Now I'm nothing but an insecure closet case. I want(ed) to be the Green Ranger so badly. Dragonzord!
Green Ranger got the best costume, turned into White Ranger, AND had sexual relations with Pink Ranger.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Tell me how a prepubescent boy would not want to be that.
Any of it.
I'd be the head in the fish bowl if I could.
Also Kimberly (Amy Jo Johnson) was in my pre-spanking spank bank
I haven't thought about her in while, but I'm temporarily reenlisting her in my top 10 spank bankables.

Then:


Now:


Still spankable.